This is a message from George Soros.

Last night, while America slept, the neo-conservative warmongering profiteers at Faux News concocted a story that Comrade Kim Jong Il tested a nuclear weapon. While the simpletons in fly-over country will doubtless be frightened in to submitting to more totalitarian tyranny from the Bush administration in his quest for global domination and imperialism, do not be swayed yourselves! We enlightened few know the far more important issue in this election campaign is the actions of pedophile Congressman Mark Foley and the cover-up by Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert and Karl Rove.

While George Bush and his cronies try to destabilize the Korean Peninsula and East Asia to try to divert America’s attention, Foley, Hastert, and Tom DeLay are going unpunished! Our children in Washington, DC are at risk from the entire Republican Caucus who are only interested in protecting themselves and big oil. Comrade Kim Jong Il is merely an innocent pawn caught up in Bush’s imperial schemes. Indeed, even if Comrade Kim Jong Il was developing and testing a nuclear weapon, it is only to defend the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea against Bush’s planned invasion of the peninsula. All of this in a plot to cover the actions of Mark Foley’s pedophilia and spy on American citizens.

Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi, on the other hand, is on our side. She too refuses to be swayed by Bush’s hegemonic jingoism. Congresswoman Pelosi will stand by our children and protect them from Republican pedophiles like Mark Foley. She’ll make sure his protectors- Hastert, Rove, and Cheney- are all held accountable for their actions. And she won’t stand for Bush’s petty diversions and schemes to dominate the world and protect his criminal friends in Congress and Haliburton. Tell President Bush you won’t let Mark Foley’s perversions be thrust out of the spotlight by his warmongering scare tactics. Vote Democrat in November, because they know who America’s enemies really are: pedophile Republican Congressmen.

-This message paid for by MoveOn.org and terrorist friends of Nancy Pelosi.